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Nn mailer what the neighbors say< the 
Munsler* are just a typical suburban family 
Herman, a dodt- yourself gardener, is always out 
their, digging. digging, digging. If his flower* 
are withered .ind hit shrubbery blighled, that'* 
because be ha* a gray thumb, which if only natu* 
rat since it matches his face. Lily Munsler has 
her hind* full disciplining little Eddie, a mis- 
chievous. red-blooded, American boy. She can 
he stricl when she has lobe. Her motion ‘Spans 
the rack and spoil ibe child / 1 Eddfn \n very 
bright. He always gets good marks in school, 
whoa he remembers to read the mind of (he 
smartest boy in dasSn For a senior citizen- 
Grandpa shows a lot of spirit. To slay in shape, 
he still does his daily exorcise. He won t say 
exaclly how old he is. hut he does admit he and 
Faust used lo raise the devil in charm school, 
The only one who doesn't fit is Marilyn, She’s 
a weird one. 








THAT'S MARILYN, MY NiECE/ 
J45TEN, THERE'S A DANCE 
7CM0RBGT/ NIGHT AT 

her college/ why don't 

you INVITE HER? 


WOW/ THANKS 
FOR THE T IP/ IP 
SHAKE YDUR HAND 
IFlOOUtP MAKE 

you cyrczsiwtf 



1 

a 

MARILYH, I'D LOVE 


THAT'S 

10 TAKE YOU TO THE 


THE 

DANCE/ will YOU 


(.AMP- 

00 WITH MS,.. 


POST.. 

my don't you 


BUT IF 

ANSWER? 


1 YOU 

■ , , iMfcj — 

MEAN 

v n^T 

MS... 

23 17 

yes/ 



sse/ i told you 

YOU'D GST A PATE 
IK TJME...ER, WHAT'S 
WRONG WOW? 


HOORAY/ 
AlARiL YN’S 

somoro 

•me 

dance/ 



£VERYTti/N&/ NOW 
THAT I’VE FINALLY 
GOT AN INVITATION, 
THE DANCE JS OFF/ 
THE &AN& CANT 
MAKE IT/ - 


DON'T 
WORRY 
ABOUT A 
THING/ 



HAT WIGHT. 


maybe 
we Play 

TOO 

FAST/ 


THERE'S 
HO TMH&Yfe 
VWULDNT DO 
FOR YOU/ 


X WONDER 
WHY NOBODY 
ELSE IS 
DANCING? 


smecvu 


11, . 

1 TO 

[fS3 


\Vcl 




X S£c A MAIL- 
MAN CQMJN©/ 


IT’S NOW OR 
NEVER/ 81 QQM 
SHALL NOT 
PASS/ 


, . .TO THE 
SARmCAMSf 






iM TrlE HOSPITAL/ 
ht MfSTQQK 
m CONTACT 

lenses for 
tranquilizer 
fills AND 
5LYALL0WEP mi 


WHERE '5 
MR, 

bloom; 



are YOU 
thinking- 

I WHAT 
^THINKING: 


r ARE ^ 


YE5...5AY/ YOU'RE REAL. 

you 


PftBTTY , . . 1 THINK/ 

ALL 


WITHOUT MY CONTACT 

Ri&NT? 


LENSES,: X CAN'T SEE 



, TOO Vj£LL/ , 






(GASP-'/ THE DANCE JS 
TOMORROW NK5h7...AhD 
WB CftMT EV£N GET 
BLOOM'S ATTENTION,' 


X&AX." I'VE 
COME UP WITH 
ASCMB^E THATS 
(AHEM/) OUT 
OF THIS 
tYOMBf , 



XfSTERDAX I MAilEO 
AVySftF A SPECIAL 

Deliver package/ 
UNDE ft POSTAi- LAW, 
ftLOOW/Hd/Sr DRIVER 
IT TO US/ 


Then w£ MAKE 
Guft PITCH! 
f CHUCKLE// 
HOW CAN BLOOM 

pose mr 

GET AftOuNP 
THIS? 







IN FACT, 
HERE ME 
COMES 
NOW/ 


HEY/ JT'S 
JUST 
HIS 

UNIFORM* 



YOITKE TELUHO ME/ 
I’YE GOV A CINDER 
IN MY OTHER EYE/ 


THAT WASN'T 
SUCH A HOT 
TRICK/ 


WHERE'S 

BLOOM? 



r^V 

Wmw, 




HELLO, POST OFFICE? 
X WANT TO REPORT 


"^"eR.„I GUE&S ^ 
THISJSABAO 


A CATASTROPHE... 



ISN'T IT HCHJESfllL 
^ WHAT A UTILS 
3 M/LE CAN DO? 


you, with 
Ttie POUCH,,, 
LOOK INTO 
#Y EYES... 

LOOK YffW 
MY EYES,.. 




HOW DO 
you LIKE 
THAT? HE 
RAH AWAY/ 


HE'LL BE BACK 
TOMORROW/ WEIL 
FIN HIM DOWN 
THEN,,. RIGHT, 
GRANDPA? 


WE'LL 

MAKE 


POtHT 

OF IT/ 





ASP THIS iSMO TlVir 
TO Ss choosy/ 


JWORWIWS, 


M FilAT'i THE 
:g TROUBLE,, 
' MARILYN'S 


Cant >ou think 

OF ANY TOUNO MAN 
... FftcrEftABlV 
AUV£ AN0KCKIH&? 


|1 TOOCMXW'': 
■ V ■ b . | g a 


HEPE 

cones MR. 
bloom, the 
MAILMAN' 





JOUIRE Rl&HT, 
OSANQFft, This 
15 NO Tl/1\E 
10 BE CHOOSW 


UGN * IP 
SOONER 
GO JVJTN 

ATTILA 
THE RUN,' 





8U7, P3f? MR, BLOOM 


GOrNGTOGH 
KJWt, BUT HERMAN 
L WOULDN'T LfTMEj 


| N£Y£R STOPS Ml Hi! 
I HE RUNS BY LIKE HE 
3 WA5 SCAREP Or 

something/ 





SHE'LL HAVE TO 
face it SOME- 
DAY/ SHFS 
DIFFERENT/ SHfi'S 


WHAT'S WRONG- WITH 
HER? I JUST HAVEN'T 
GOT f VOU SHOULD 
PARDON THE EXPRES- 
SION ) THE HEART 
TO mi HER/ 



RIGHT NOW THAT'S 
NOT TrtP POINT/ 
ThE IMPORTANT 
thing is that 
fAP&iyti goes 
TO THAT DANCE/ 


WHAT AJRE YOU 
LOOKING AT ME 

for? in? rea 

UKE A WEliTON 

Out or its 
CLOSET AT A 
COLLEGE dance/ 



LlLY‘5 
right/ 
LETS GET 
BUSY/ 


I DON'T MEAN FOR YOU TO 
TAKE HER/ BUT you SHOULD 
BE ABLE TO0/& UP SOMEBODY' 


WHY IS IT, WHENEVER THERE S 

A GRAVE SITUATION, £ AUWfS 
HAVE TO DO the 

SPADEWORK? 


Jm 


^Hr. / jf gJB 

H /*- • iMMMK 


H<i ! n / Ai «|pjnp l 



I KlOiV A WEREWOLF IVHO 
MIGHT GO, KjT TOJt/ NEVER 
OF I HIM io SHAVE/ 


HEY/ 

CAN ANT 
OF >OU 
CREATURES 
DANCE? 


j^r 


through the NIGHT, 


ik .OHLY IHt 

charleston... 

BUT IT WOULD STEP 
AlX OVER MARILYNS 

Fee r, . . SIXTEEN LEGS/ 

you KNOW/ 




COME OU, EVERY- 
BODY' LET f S ALL 
HOLD HANDS ANp 
T RV TO CONTACT 
THE UWN&f 


"nie Afatfftri 

t’lA 

MKM3S 

Mffli 

sbse^des 

m EYES 


r MARILYN.., 
YOU'RE NOT 




THAT MUST HC IT/ THE/ 
DOtM HAVE CARS/ I'M 
SDKE WE CAN SPARE 
Ot/*£ THAT NIGHT/ 


THAT'S NOT 
IT, AUNT 
ULY/ 



THEY ALL RAVE 
CARS' OH C SOB) 

WHAT'S W&QN& 
with \ 



! - 



IF I YVEItE YOU, I'D START 
WORRYING.,. THE FELLOW WHC& 
SHOOTfK' IS WEARING A MASK 


L£r‘S 

GET 

OUTA 

HERE* 



(Puff/ puff/) what a 

NIGHT/ IN 2.000 TEARS, 
I'VE NEVER 5 FEN ANT- 
x THING LIKE IT/ . 


-AND WE DON" 
fWDA/fK HELP- 
LESS VICTIMS/ 



THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK/ 
I’VE HAP m EYETOOTH 
ON YOU FOR <?JTC A WHILE/ 


B-BUT I'M 
YOUR 
ASSISTANT/ 



HEH/ 

NOW, I'M SEVER.N& 
OUR PARTNERSHIP/ 

any 



AAAGH/. MORNING* 
BECAUSE OF YOU, I DIDN'T 
NOTICE IT'S NEARLY SUN- 
UP/ IT'S 




,„WHV CANT 
VAMPIRES STAY 
OUT IN 



CO nCRE 
YOU IS, 
WOLFGANG/ 
WHAT'S 


BECAUSE WE'RE SO RALE, 
WE TAN LIK-E CRAZY/ TOW* 

TUA~T CAA AflTC / 



HAK/ HAR/ t KNOW A VAMPiRE 
V, 140'S OUTER BUSINESS/ 


YCURE RIGHT, 
FA1HER ' MY 
F PONT TEETH 
JUST GREW 
BACK IN.M * 


I LL TELL YOU / ONE 
MAW’S SOU IS ANOTHER 
MAN'S POISONING/ 
OWCH/ 




WL, 





TRY THAT AG AIM, K.'D, AND 
I'Ll GIVE VCU A PUNCTURE 
IN THE iVQ$£/ 


LOOK AT 
THOSE 
PUNCTURES 



i DO SOMETHING 
FANCY LIKE TURN - 1 
ING !NTO A BAT/ 1 

1 /vo/last TIME I 

' WAS al\vost swal- I 

LOWED BY A CAT/ THIS 1 

Tnjip tT| i gp a nr\r~ / 


■ i (i fWC 1 lL l5 Z r-h L/lLJLr/ 

hlOT.HLHGCAN HAPPEN/ 1 




WE FINALLY 
i.OST 7Ht DOG 1 
CATCHER/ /DU 
CAN CHANGE 
BACK / 


HALF THE NIGHT 
SHOT... AND ALL 
I'Ve BITTEN IS the 

PUSTJ 



THAT j S WHY I BROUGHT you 
HERE... SO WE CAN SINK OUR 
TEETH INTO SOMETHING SOL/Pj 


LIKE 

WHAT? 



A CHICKEN 
DINNER/ 


CWCKEN TU/EYES/ 

GET 'EM/ 


HAH/ HAH/ DON'T 
they know only A 
SHYER BULLET CAN 
DO Me IN/ 



QGC-* 

■ 






anvone ever tell you 

YOU HAVE AN INTEREST 


I WHY PC 
VAMPIRES 
ONlY COME 
OUr AT 
HtGMTr 
COUNT? 



| THAT’S V£/ty IMPORTANT/ I V.J5T BE 

THE SLW 


BACK H THE CASTLE SEFCR! 

COMES UP, #£M£M8£% THAT! 


I C-ET IT/ YOU'RE 
PUCK/N& THE 
LAND LGR9. 1 WHERE 

do we bite reoPLEr 



DIPHT VDU EVER 
HEAR ABOUT LITTLE 
MARKS ON THE 
TJHKCA’S OF MV VICTIMS- 


YES... BUT 1 

THfWOHT THEY 
CAME FROM iVTAR- 

in& scratchy 

SHIRTS/ 



HO.„ IT'S WHAT IS CALLED - PUTTING 
THE 3/T£ ON SOMEONE.., 





Li<W[e \/o/ftang 

All BITES 


HEY, FATHER/ 
WHAT DO I 
LOOK LIKE? 


1 CHUST LIKE AW V OTHER LIDDLE 
KIDDIE WHO LOST HIS FIRST FRONT 





FUNNY YOU SHOULD 
SAY THAT* COME IN/ 
COME tN* 


MY NAME'S 
WOLFGANG 
AND X WANT 
TO 8E A 
VAMPIRE/ ITS 
IN MY BLOOD/ 



[ shake HANDS WITH 


gfij.- : - ■ : • r ^ m j.'r > ■>. 

NICE GRUESOME] 

COUNT DREGULA/ OUCH/ 


PLACE YOU'VE 

dqnt squeeze the fin- 

'M 

GOT HERE, L , BUT 

ger WITH THE POISON 


. WHATS THAT 

l ON H* 


FUNN YSME1L? i 






CJ 2 t HOUSES LOCK 

EXACTLY uke the 

m Hsmss 


EtSef tell 
me irs a 

NIGHTMARE, 

HARRY/ 




It/ 



iffifl 










ZM> fT-ili j 

■” \t«!l uLh 




■f*^\ \ - jf 

i ' D * 




r heh/ kek/ leave 


INSTEAD CP 

1 IT TO GRANOPA 


tWKHlNO THE 

1 MU MS TER 70 MAKE 

[ 

LATE LATE YCV-E 

Nightmares 


! LAST kokt. r 

\ COME TRUE/ \ 


ms casting 1 

SO*, 'if SPELLS.., \ 




NO'rV OUR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE 
OTHERS, BECAUSE I CHANOSO ALL 

the other houses to look uke 

COPS,' C.EVER. 6H? 







fSf&K') AND I 
KW HOPED Ottit 
HOUSE WOULD 
LOOK UK? ALL 
Tr£ OTHERS ON 
M0CKN$3!RD 

L we/ . 


DON'T CQMPLAW/AT 
LEAST T*= LAWN LOOKS 
u;r= A SO GHASTLY/ 
THERMS HO OTHER ON 
7r-= STREET O’J f= LIKE iV 




NEXT MORNING 


Y£5. JSNT IT 
A CHEERY 
SOUND TO V.AKE 
UP TO? 


hev; MW/ 

POP/ 

LOOK.* 


I SEEM TO .-.EAR 
HORRIBLE 
SCREAMS ALL UP , 
AND DOWN THE / 
STREET/ V 






LlLV.,,VOLi'VF GOT 
THINGS MIXED.' THAT'S 
/vor A MAIL, MAN- 
EATING PLANT/ 


■raffCw 


r 


(T S AfV#£- 
GNGMe-emm 
PLANT/ 


ft'Mcyr 

isr 

oof 


SHAPDUP 
AND PUT 
CUT THIS 
BRUSH 






TRY ANYTHING 1 / CLAP 
YOJR HA tiD5TM?E£ 
TIA\Z5 AND MAYBE 
HE'LL DISAPPEAR! 


I DON'T KNOW 
HOW TO/ HE 
BURNED UP MY 
BOCK ON 
DEMONOLOGY/ 
HOW CAN I 
EXPLAIN THIS 
TO THE LIBRARY? 



that's finny/ the 
VOLUNTEER Pf REMEN 
DISAPPEARED/ 


WELL. t ,.THanS 

close! 





NO.' A PtR£-8R£A7HfHQ 


EyOftWwJ 






OUT CF Ttt WAY,5GHNy/ 
CANT VOI Sit m HCWm 
. THE LAWN? 


Gte, IT-5 
HOT 

-suddenly.. 

W&MEUi 





H£ JUST 
PASSED 
THE TRUCK 
HEAOJN& 



UH,OH..,TM 

volunteer 

firemen' 


QUICK, GFAiCPA, C-ET 
RID OF THAT DRAGON/ 




DON'T 
WORRY/ By 
MOflWNCv 
iYCS T CF i* 
V/'LL HAVE 
PLOWN 
AWAY/ 


r ^ 



IN FACT, HE 


NOW, 1 

JUST TOOK 


WHAT 

THE CORNER 


ABOUT I 

ON OfiE 


ALL THIS ■ 

WHEEL/ 


JUNK? 



BESfCES, WE 
HAVEN'T SEEN 
OUR SCYTHE 
SINCE N EW 

YEARS eve/ 


AUNTLIL^J 

DON'T you 

THiNK THE 
LAWN NEEDS 

Momm? 


BUT IT TOOK ME 
YEAZS TO CULTIVATE 
THESE WEEDS/ 



LEAVE IT TO M£/ I'LL CONJURE 

up scvbth:?© that ll have those 

I VEEPS DOWN IN /VO TIME/ 


WHAT'S HEA\MW&? 
A BLACK MAO'C 
LAWN MOWER? 





SOUNDS fU&Hy ) JAZIY/, .. W- WE'LL 
DO OUR BEST/ PiD VOU SAV THE TRIM 
WILL G£ IN SLAOK 0RAP£f 





NEED AN 
EXTRA 

HAND? 


NO THANKS/ 

IVE GOT 
ONE/ 




GRANDPA ,,.1T MO MSP/ 



first, my 

DON'T you PAINT 
THE HOUSE, 
UNCLE HERMAN? 


wonderful/ 


I r P like TO SU!LD ^ 

I might have 


U5 A TWO CAR 

THIS AU 


GARAGE / THEN WE 

SEWED 


c&ild CALL IT "MS 

up ysrl 1 


ANO HEARSE"! 
L_ J 



he luo? yea this js the splatter paint 

STORE.., CORRECT/ WE'LL MATCH ANY 
COLOR/ NO CHALLENGE IS TOO GREAT! 



1 WANT SOME PAINT TfC 
COLOR OF WWPIRE BAT 
GRAY COMBINED WITH A 
TOUCH CF &U&ONJC BROrtX' 




X DIDN'T/ I WAS 

ACROSS TKE STREET 

AMD (T grabbed mt 


ttSL BiOOW, 
KIMDLV DO 
ROT TREAD 

through wy 

GARDEN/ 



1HH FOUR HUNDRED 

tanna leaves that 

I GREW IN MV WORLD 
WAR TWO VICiDRy 
-GARDEN.,, 


WELL, LET'S SEE-,. 
HERE'S THE CRAN&E' 
LfER 1 SAWED IN 

mo at the opera. 





IT'S 66dit rwe 
Tmev SC?U65€0 
0>-F SQVS O e 
TKg '■‘ P ** E/ 


mmm 


n 


ANYTHING'S 


IVLCfiO/EMCKT' 




A LINT LiiV.' ONE OF 
VCl.* -LO-VERS SEEMS 
TO KAYE CAPTURED 
THE MAILMAN/ 


THAT'S NOT A 
FLOiVfiR, DEAR 
IT'S a WANT/ 


MAILMAN' 
£ATfN& 
PLANT TO 

ae EXACT/ 






o ~ course 

M 0 "hJVj , 3 

MRFKiy 


>ol: m a scxf AM 

UNCLE M£R*WE y 
COME ON,' LF*‘S 
-MAKE TWfS HOtiSE 
LOON' AS Mi-r£ 

AS ThE OThSRS/ 





TrfEflwJStepf 


leMAH I AUIST 00 
OOWNTCWN/ WHERE 
ARE THE K 5XS TO 
THE 8 ROOM? 


50RRY, ULY.„ 
MARILYN'S USING 
THE BROOM/ 


jp3 {tjj |H 

D1-. . 

/jR&k# - 

s..|K i 

i .1— v^^Hi 

V^yX-SSl^ 

■ /r 




MRS, CASSIUS 15 THROWN; 

out a /orcf STUPE POP/ 





HEY, POP.' 
I'M OKAY/ 
I'LL TAKE 


AW,., I JUST 
HAVE ONE ,YORE 
COLLECTION TO | 


WB'lL 

JOIN YOU/ 
HOP ON, 
ED PIE/ 




I WISH 7W5 ONE WOULD 
HURRY UP MI3 'AftKE UP/ WE 


'■^Vf 

r < 

BEE, POP* JOV UiD YOU 
£>0 IT? X THOUGHT I HAP 

still have \ocouecr 


A LOT CF&EAP SEATS 

^ FROM HIM/ 


L ^ W ' 

Hr.. J 

OH m ROUTT £LT VOLTVE 
COLLECTED FOR mEAETT 
■V, S/X YEARS? j 


MY GOODNESS/ 
H£ CERTAINLY DjD 
WAKE If P WITH A 
START, DIDN'T HE? 





BUT dont worn WE'LL 
CAUL YOU next TJ ME 
SOMEONE'S S £</ 


WriATrSHUDDER) 
GHASTLY PEOPLE? 
IW A FAMILY 
DOCTOR BUT 
THAT'S THE 

wrong- 


these vampire eats had 

BUILT A NEST IN W5 COAT 
SLEEVE/ ISN’T TnAT 
PRECiCLiSf 


TOO BAD, 

DOC.' WE DWT 
SEEP YOU 
AFTER ALL/ | 



THAT MAN OSI 
THE eiCYCUE., 
hE '5 going- 
TO FALL,' 


THERE MUST SE 
A BETTER 'iVAY TO 
BlilD A PRACTICE/ 


DON'T TELL ME I'M 

Falling again; This 
MAKES THE ELEVENTH 
TrME TODAY/ 



YaHhHh/ 

ANOTHER 

ONE/ 





i 

[ mA 


AT LAST/ MV FIRST 
REAL PATIENT/ MAY 
BE I CAN EVEN GET 
TO MAKS A 


IT'S ALL RIGHT, 
SIR , . , I’M A 
DOCTOR - 


V' ■ 










IT Sj-.OCTS LIP 
INTO TH£ 5 K.y 
PLrRlNtj A 
THUNPafcTORtt, 
AND DOUBLES AS 
A TV AHTEHNA? 



f+ey/ 

WH&tE'P 
HF &0? 


I p£Fr EVEN Till 
FSlSrtT THEATER 
TO TOP THAT ONE' 


jju 3 \iF 

7 « i 

m ' - m 

S3^I#n 









OF COURSE/ 
l UNOFRSTANPP 



I RESCUED yOU JUST IN TIME, WENT 
I, DO C? itA SURE jOU-ftE SICK AN? 
TiRED OF LOCKING AT Si£K F EOPLE,' 
l XNCiV yCU’lL OeT A KrCiC CUTCF 
MY LA3 / 


THERE’S NOTHING 
IN THE HIPPO- 
CRATIC OATH 

about 

THfSi 



FIRST, Al/CWN liNvEXTrOH,.. THE 
MUNSTER COMPACT'S] 2 E OPERAUN& 
TABLE/ SO COMFORTABLE YOU COULD 
GO TO SLEEP fORGVER ON 17/ 




LILY/ WHAT J $ THIS 
THING OUT ON TKE P0F£rt? 
HO SELF- RESPECTl NG 
mu M/ ny would K ought 
CtfiD IN A WRAPWN& LIKE 
THIS/ . 


BUT I f M /VO 

mummy/ 

I'M THE 

DOCTOR! 



WHO WE? WHY I HAVEN'T ' 
BEEN SICK A DAY SINCE THE 
YEAR OF XW£81ACKPIA6U£! 



BUT YOUR COLOR.,. 
YOU'RE SO PALE / 


1 DON'T LIKE JO ERAS 
BUT I STILL HAVE 
THAT FRESH- GLOW NG 
PALLOR/ 




hbw/this 15 

All iv£ C*H 
SA«£/ rov 
lvAv£ 15 
ALCNfi/ 








I hi s fashionably somber hon^tt in home, sweet borne 
to the Munster*. It's (hi - pride uf Mockingbird Line; 1u 
Rot ll better look ut H, live neighbors nlwnyji crows I tie 
fltrael when walking pern. The ornnle tinlan reminds 
y oil' of the day whiMi living was more gracious. Of 
course, the decora live la aches require Frequent dust- 
ing, as yon can see. But I he kitchen is modern: lI has ell 
the up- Lo- date convenience* of the Middle Ages. The 
bedrooms arc cozy. Grandpa prefers his mattress firm, 
to eliminate nagging and Jumps, The secluded work- 
shop is a relax. ng place in spend leisure time, brewing 
potions. casting spells conjuring up visions. And 
everywhere ihere's the pilter palter of lilllu feet in the 
walls, on the ceding, down in Ihn dungeon. In short, 43 
Mockingbird Lane is a dream home, a place where a 
body can reslin peace, forever. 







MrJ| i gj .■ ■ 

]■ ’’ ^JRR#Ff 1 ImTl *•*. 


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Mirif 





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